Sorcerer's Quarterly

Sorcerer's Quarterly is a magazine in I. M. Meen.

Articles, or parts of

 * 1: The materials used in the building of a magical structure need to be carefully chosen. I. M. Meen, head of the Society of Wicked Wizards, used the best Magic Maze Marble from Sinister Structure Supplies to build his famous Magic Labyrinth. "When you're building something as big as my labyrinth," said Meen, "you've got to use the best materials." Mr. Meen further stated that he has trapped over one hundred "little goody-goody bookworms" in his labyrinth since it was completed three months ago.


 * 2: This year's Man of the Year has written a number of poems and short stories. His published poems include "A World Without Meen," "Silly Little Gnome," and "You Know How Much I Love Me." Meen's short stories have appeared in the magazines Unlikely Tales and Baloney Bimonthly . These stories include "Meen on Danger Island" and "The Ghost and Mr. Meen." He began working on his first novel this morning and hopes to have it finished by tomorrow night. "You can't rush quality," Meen told our reporters. Best of luck to our Man of the Year, Ignatius Mortimer Meen!

SQ: Mr. Meen, why did you choose the South Pole as the spot for your summer home? Meen: The North Pole is too crowded with all those elves and that goody-goody fat fellow in the red suit. SQ: What are your plans for the upcoming year? Meen: Well, I've just about finished my greatest project. It should be up and running by January. SQ: And what is this project you're talking about? Meen: A labyrinth of enormous size that I will use to capture all the studious little brats I can! SQ: Why would you do that? Meen: Because, dimwit, kids with brains are bad for folks in my line of work. They don't scare easily. SQ: Well, best of luck, Mr. Meen. We'll check back with you later in the year to see how things are going. Meen: Don't let the penguins in on your way out! They nearly wrecked the place last time!
 * 3: Ignatius Mortimer Meen is the most famous wizard alive today. We caught up to him in his summer home in the South Pole.